Table of Contents
Alan Seabourne
Cover Artwork We Couldn't Use Because We're Too Cheap (10/3/06)
Cover Artwork We Couldn't Use Because We're Too Cheap, Part 2 (10/17/06)
Asiatown
Stereotypes To Make Your Life Easier (10/2/06)
Asiatown Goes To Israel: Bullet-Proof Vest Optional (11/9/06)
Degenerates Doing The Desperate: A Very European Love Story (12/4/06)
Barbara Bissett
No More Text Messaging For You! (3/21/07)
Bartholomew Jenkins
Your Online Voter's Information Pamphlet, California-Style (11/6/06)
Brandon D. Christopher
Murder And The Rubber Wiener (9/5/06)
The Blues And Grays Of My Youth (9/20/06)
The Last Dead Person On Earth, Part 1 (10/18/06)
The Last Dead Person On Earth, Part 2 (10/25/06)
Captain of Polliwogs, Part 1 (11/15/06)
Things We're Not Thankful For (11/22/06)
Captain of Polliwogs, Part 2 (11/29/06)
The Little Ketchup Incident (12/6/06)
Fashion Meets Silent Green: Part 1 (12/13/06)
Fashion Meets Silent Green: Part 2 (1/15/07)
DT&R's Look At New Year's Resolutions (1/17/07)
A Call To Arms For The Society For The Evolution Of The English Language (1/24/07)
True Tales Of The Irritation Tax (1/30/07)
Brian Beatty
Wallace Stevens Poem Or Improv Comedy Troupe? (9/21/06)
Hey, Mr. Gabardine Man: Our Bob Dylan Interview (10/9/06)
Michael Savage Love (10/24/06)
Unacceptable (11/8/06)
Things We're Not Thankful For (11/22/06)
Chester Copperpot
The Penis Files (9/8/06)
Cyrus Helf
Things We're Not Thankful For (11/22/06)
Pac-Man's Deathbed Monologue (12/18/06)
Dual Greeting Cards (12/12/06)
Daisy Brunger
The Days Of My Life: All Of Them (10/11/06)
Dan Burt
Clip-Fart (12/1/06)
Clip-Fart: Christmas Edition (12/19/06)
Darci Cyst
Breast Exam Rules (9/28/06)
David Pardue
NFL Picks For Week 7 by the Ghost of Hunter S. Thompson (10/19/06)
Things I'm Not Thankful For: Mouth-Watering Edition (11/21/06)
A.N.S.(P.V.S.)R.I.P. (2/9/07)
Dr. Oliver Sex
Christmas Comes But Once A Year (12/20/06)
Eric Caselton
Things We're Not Thankful For (11/22/06)
Hillbilly Hicks
Dixie Chicks: Shut Up And Sing (1/30/07)
Jeff S. Jones
Stupid Fat-Falwell Quotes, Always Newsworthy (10/5/06)
Justin Shay
Hippy Art (11/28/06)
Katia Portillo-Vali
Death By Peanut Butter, Part 1 (10/10/06)
Death By Peanut Butter, Part 2 (11/7/06)
Death By Peanut Butter, Part 3 (11/30/06)
Dual Greeting Cards (12/12/06)
Kim Brewer
Bar In Review - Frank N' Hanks (9/7/06)
Things We're Not Thankful For (11/22/06)
Linx McGillicuddy
Old Dead White Dudes With Big Units (10/4/06)
A Loving Message Of Seasonal Holiday Tolerance (11/13/06)
Leeto
How To Slack At Work With Success (9/12/06)
Things We're Not Thankful For (11/22/06)
Martha Saluap
Ten Ways To Fit In With, Or Freak Out, Your Child (11/14/06)
Things We're Not Thankful For (11/22/06)
Recipes From The Cannibal's Cookbook (1/23/07)
Matt Ferretti
Bunga And The Birth Of The First Butt-Baby (10/23/06)
Miss Iside
From The Province(s) Of The Empire: Men With No Money (10/16/06)
From The Province(s) Of The Empire: Que? - A Foreigner's Guide On How To Enjoy Your First Thanksgiving (11/23/06)
Mistress Coitus
Horror-Scopes: Intro Edition (9/15/06)
Horror-Scopes: The Halloween Edition (10/27/06)
Horror-Scopes: The Thanksgiving Edition (11/24/06)
Horror-scopes: The Holiday Edition (12/22/06)
January Horror-scopes (1/19/07)
P.S. Wagner
The Persistence Of Whacking It, Part 1 (11/16/06)
Things We're Not Thankful For (11/22/06)
Rick Paulas
Cloaking The Sound, Disguising The Fury (9/13/06)
Revisiting A Cinematic Masterpiece: Clue (9/29/06)
Ask The Editors: 1.21 Gigawatts Edition (10/13/06)
Zombie Plague, Schmombie Plague! (10/26/06)
How To Handle Finding Your First Cockroach (10/30/06)
The Best Search Phrases Of The Unspecified Time Frame (11/2/06)
Bars In Review: Little Bar Lounge (11/3/06)
Ask The Editors: My Anus Ate My Baby (11/10/06)
Things We're Not Thankful For (11/22/06)
Dear Offspring (12/5/06)
Examining The INLAND EMPIRE Trailer (12/8/06)
My Night In A Dream Scene (12/11/06)
Dracula's Notes From Speed-Dating (12/14/06)
Happy Holidays, Fucktard(s)! (12/25/06)
Seriously, Where Are My Homeboys Currently Stationed? (1/16/07)
Can I Buy You A Drink? (1/22/07)
Quick, Randomized Gut-Instincts Regarding A Golden God (1/23/07)
Snapshots from the SOTU (1/24/07)
Desperate Times ... (2/1/07)
Scott Owens
Elements Of Every Party (9/14/06)
Steve Steiner
Assorted Comics (9/26/06)
Tara Rubano
Why I Hate My Neighbors (10/12/06)
Ask The Editors: 1.21 Gigawatts Edition (10/13/06)
Working In Hollywood: Bend Over (11/1/06)
Ask The Editors: My Anus Ate My Baby (11/10/06)
Things We're Not Thankful For (11/22/06)
Music In Review: Frank Moore At The Il Corral (12/7/06)
The Beasts Of Beauty School (12/15/06)
Happy Holidays, Fucktard(s)! (12/25/06)
Dog-Shit (1/23/07)
Homemade Cards: Baby Shower (1/26/07)
Terese
How To Make Your Own Miscarriage (9/6/06)
Things We're Not Thankful For (11/22/06)
Terri Kauffman
The Guardian: A Requiem In Four Acts (9/22/06)
Marie Antoinette: Apres Moi, Le Deluge (10/20/06)
The Last King of Scotland: Sifting Through The Pretentious Turd Piles (11/17/06)
Things I'm Not Thankful For (11/20/06)
Blood Diamond: More Like Dicrapio! (12/21/06)
Norbit? Seriously? (2/6/07)
Thomas Triplet
The Harsh Cycle of High School (9/27/06)
Tim Norton
September 11th Was All Hype (9/18/06)
Things We're Not Thankful For (11/22/06)
Tom Oatmeal
Unacceptable Animals (9/25/06)
Camp Crystal Lake - October Newsletter (10/31/06)
Vanessa Vartabedian
The 1970s (9/19/06)
Viviene Zehr
Bar In Review - Cha Cha Lounge (10/6/06)
Willy Nast
Things We're Not Thankful For (11/22/06)
Eight Completely Rational Reasons To Murder Your Roommates (1/18/07)
Zoltan Baka
Things We're Not Thankful For (11/22/06)
Cover Artwork We Couldn't Use Because We're Too Cheap (10/3/06)
Cover Artwork We Couldn't Use Because We're Too Cheap, Part 2 (10/17/06)
Asiatown
Stereotypes To Make Your Life Easier (10/2/06)
Asiatown Goes To Israel: Bullet-Proof Vest Optional (11/9/06)
Degenerates Doing The Desperate: A Very European Love Story (12/4/06)
Barbara Bissett
No More Text Messaging For You! (3/21/07)
Bartholomew Jenkins
Your Online Voter's Information Pamphlet, California-Style (11/6/06)
Brandon D. Christopher
Murder And The Rubber Wiener (9/5/06)
The Blues And Grays Of My Youth (9/20/06)
The Last Dead Person On Earth, Part 1 (10/18/06)
The Last Dead Person On Earth, Part 2 (10/25/06)
Captain of Polliwogs, Part 1 (11/15/06)
Things We're Not Thankful For (11/22/06)
Captain of Polliwogs, Part 2 (11/29/06)
The Little Ketchup Incident (12/6/06)
Fashion Meets Silent Green: Part 1 (12/13/06)
Fashion Meets Silent Green: Part 2 (1/15/07)
DT&R's Look At New Year's Resolutions (1/17/07)
A Call To Arms For The Society For The Evolution Of The English Language (1/24/07)
True Tales Of The Irritation Tax (1/30/07)
Brian Beatty
Wallace Stevens Poem Or Improv Comedy Troupe? (9/21/06)
Hey, Mr. Gabardine Man: Our Bob Dylan Interview (10/9/06)
Michael Savage Love (10/24/06)
Unacceptable (11/8/06)
Things We're Not Thankful For (11/22/06)
Chester Copperpot
The Penis Files (9/8/06)
Cyrus Helf
Things We're Not Thankful For (11/22/06)
Pac-Man's Deathbed Monologue (12/18/06)
Dual Greeting Cards (12/12/06)
Daisy Brunger
The Days Of My Life: All Of Them (10/11/06)
Dan Burt
Clip-Fart (12/1/06)
Clip-Fart: Christmas Edition (12/19/06)
Darci Cyst
Breast Exam Rules (9/28/06)
David Pardue
NFL Picks For Week 7 by the Ghost of Hunter S. Thompson (10/19/06)
Things I'm Not Thankful For: Mouth-Watering Edition (11/21/06)
A.N.S.(P.V.S.)R.I.P. (2/9/07)
Dr. Oliver Sex
Christmas Comes But Once A Year (12/20/06)
Eric Caselton
Things We're Not Thankful For (11/22/06)
Hillbilly Hicks
Dixie Chicks: Shut Up And Sing (1/30/07)
Jeff S. Jones
Stupid Fat-Falwell Quotes, Always Newsworthy (10/5/06)
Justin Shay
Hippy Art (11/28/06)
Katia Portillo-Vali
Death By Peanut Butter, Part 1 (10/10/06)
Death By Peanut Butter, Part 2 (11/7/06)
Death By Peanut Butter, Part 3 (11/30/06)
Dual Greeting Cards (12/12/06)
Kim Brewer
Bar In Review - Frank N' Hanks (9/7/06)
Things We're Not Thankful For (11/22/06)
Linx McGillicuddy
Old Dead White Dudes With Big Units (10/4/06)
A Loving Message Of Seasonal Holiday Tolerance (11/13/06)
Leeto
How To Slack At Work With Success (9/12/06)
Things We're Not Thankful For (11/22/06)
Martha Saluap
Ten Ways To Fit In With, Or Freak Out, Your Child (11/14/06)
Things We're Not Thankful For (11/22/06)
Recipes From The Cannibal's Cookbook (1/23/07)
Matt Ferretti
Bunga And The Birth Of The First Butt-Baby (10/23/06)
Miss Iside
From The Province(s) Of The Empire: Men With No Money (10/16/06)
From The Province(s) Of The Empire: Que? - A Foreigner's Guide On How To Enjoy Your First Thanksgiving (11/23/06)
Mistress Coitus
Horror-Scopes: Intro Edition (9/15/06)
Horror-Scopes: The Halloween Edition (10/27/06)
Horror-Scopes: The Thanksgiving Edition (11/24/06)
Horror-scopes: The Holiday Edition (12/22/06)
January Horror-scopes (1/19/07)
P.S. Wagner
The Persistence Of Whacking It, Part 1 (11/16/06)
Things We're Not Thankful For (11/22/06)
Rick Paulas
Cloaking The Sound, Disguising The Fury (9/13/06)
Revisiting A Cinematic Masterpiece: Clue (9/29/06)
Ask The Editors: 1.21 Gigawatts Edition (10/13/06)
Zombie Plague, Schmombie Plague! (10/26/06)
How To Handle Finding Your First Cockroach (10/30/06)
The Best Search Phrases Of The Unspecified Time Frame (11/2/06)
Bars In Review: Little Bar Lounge (11/3/06)
Ask The Editors: My Anus Ate My Baby (11/10/06)
Things We're Not Thankful For (11/22/06)
Dear Offspring (12/5/06)
Examining The INLAND EMPIRE Trailer (12/8/06)
My Night In A Dream Scene (12/11/06)
Dracula's Notes From Speed-Dating (12/14/06)
Happy Holidays, Fucktard(s)! (12/25/06)
Seriously, Where Are My Homeboys Currently Stationed? (1/16/07)
Can I Buy You A Drink? (1/22/07)
Quick, Randomized Gut-Instincts Regarding A Golden God (1/23/07)
Snapshots from the SOTU (1/24/07)
Desperate Times ... (2/1/07)
Scott Owens
Elements Of Every Party (9/14/06)
Steve Steiner
Assorted Comics (9/26/06)
Tara Rubano
Why I Hate My Neighbors (10/12/06)
Ask The Editors: 1.21 Gigawatts Edition (10/13/06)
Working In Hollywood: Bend Over (11/1/06)
Ask The Editors: My Anus Ate My Baby (11/10/06)
Things We're Not Thankful For (11/22/06)
Music In Review: Frank Moore At The Il Corral (12/7/06)
The Beasts Of Beauty School (12/15/06)
Happy Holidays, Fucktard(s)! (12/25/06)
Dog-Shit (1/23/07)
Homemade Cards: Baby Shower (1/26/07)
Terese
How To Make Your Own Miscarriage (9/6/06)
Things We're Not Thankful For (11/22/06)
Terri Kauffman
The Guardian: A Requiem In Four Acts (9/22/06)
Marie Antoinette: Apres Moi, Le Deluge (10/20/06)
The Last King of Scotland: Sifting Through The Pretentious Turd Piles (11/17/06)
Things I'm Not Thankful For (11/20/06)
Blood Diamond: More Like Dicrapio! (12/21/06)
Norbit? Seriously? (2/6/07)
Thomas Triplet
The Harsh Cycle of High School (9/27/06)
Tim Norton
September 11th Was All Hype (9/18/06)
Things We're Not Thankful For (11/22/06)
Tom Oatmeal
Unacceptable Animals (9/25/06)
Camp Crystal Lake - October Newsletter (10/31/06)
Vanessa Vartabedian
The 1970s (9/19/06)
Viviene Zehr
Bar In Review - Cha Cha Lounge (10/6/06)
Willy Nast
Things We're Not Thankful For (11/22/06)
Eight Completely Rational Reasons To Murder Your Roommates (1/18/07)
Zoltan Baka
Things We're Not Thankful For (11/22/06)
